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Zombie Land!

Alright, so I just saw the trailer for zombie land, and let me tell you something, it’s awesome. Being a big Left 4 Dead fan, this movie looks awesome.

It’s so awesome!

My Saturday!

Hey guys!

I had a awesome day yesterday, I’m gonna tell you the entire story.

I woke up around 9am, then around 11am we went to Gamestop (which is like a videogame store) We were planning to meet my friend Antonio that’s 24, and I was gonna hang out with him. It turns out, he got lost going to Gamestop, or something like that! My mom finally dropped me off at the Chinese Buffet (because Antonio is Asain) and then my mom left. About 15 minutes later me and Antonio had a awesome lunch/dinner of Chinese food. After that, me and him went to Starbucks, and we got on our laptops and played on Steam! I beat him in Left 4 Dead, of course. After about 7 hours of sipping coffee and playing games, Starbucks eventually kicked us out. It was 1:30am in the morning, and we then went to 7/11. I got a Slurpee and a bag of Funoins! Then Antonio dropped me off at my house around 2 in the morning, and we talked until about 3. Around 4 in the morning either turned of the TV and went to bed, or I passed out.

I can’t remember!

Happy Friday!

Hey everyone,

Happy Friday! It sucks though because on Monday I go back to school. Ugh, I hate it, and I couldn’t go anywhere for Spring Break, so that sucked, too. Also I changed my Myspace name again. Now it’s “The Coolest Nerd” or something. Hey, it’s the truth!

So remember that we got some new pages, and if you have any more ideas for the site head to the suggestions page. Please get a Random Jay banner, too. I’m off to play Left 4 Dead, later!

What did you do for Spring Break?

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Power to the Players, bitch.


Left 4 Dead

Hey guys,

Here’s my review of my favorite game ever made, Left 4 Dead. Warning: The following images are extremely violent and should not be viewed by anyway who’s paranoid about a zombie invasion. Enjoy.


From Valve (the creators of Counter-Strike, Half-Life and more) comes Left 4 Dead, a co-op action horror game for the PC and Xbox 360 that casts up to four players in an epic struggle for survival against swarming zombie hordes and terrifying mutant monsters.

Set in the immediate aftermath of the zombie apocalypse, Left 4 Dead’s survival co-op mode lets you blast a path through the infected in four unique “movies,” guiding your survivors across the rooftops of an abandoned metropolis, through rural ghost towns and pitch-black forests in your quest to escape a devastated Ground Zero crawling with infected enemies. Each “movie” is comprised of five large maps, and can be played by one to four human players, with an emphasis on team-based strategy and objectives.

  • New technology dubbed “the AI Director” is used to generate a unique gameplay experience every time you play. The Director tailors the frequency and ferocity of the zombie attacks to your performance, putting you in the middle of a fast-paced, but not overwhelming, Hollywood horror movie.
  • Addictive single player, co-op, and multiplayer action gameplay from the makers of Counter-Strike
    and Half-Life.
  • Versus Mode lets you compete four-on-four with friends, playing as a human trying to get rescued, or as a zombie boss monster that will stop at nothing to destroy them.
  • An advanced AI director dynamically creates intense and unique experiences every time the game is played
    20 maps, 10 weapons and unlimited possibilities in four sprawling “movies”
  • Matchmaking, stats, rankings, and awards system drive collaborative play
    Designer’s Commentary allows gamers to go “behind the scenes” of the game

There are 5 “advanced” zombies that have mutated from original zombies, they are:
-Witch (probably someone with low-self esteem issues before zombie infestation)
-Smoker (a person who smoked or something before being infected)
-Hunter (a previous robber/mugger before the infestation)
-Boomer (a heavy-set person before infestation)
-Tank (a body builder or steroid user, mutated to a huge muscled, almost instoppable, creature)

This is a smoker. He has a very long tongue-like growth which pulls the survivor into his claws.

A Boomer vomits on a survivor, making it really difficult to see, and it attracts ALOT of zombies.

A hunter can leap very far distances and pounce on his prey. This immediately immobilizes them, and helpless to other zombies and the hunter’s claws.

A Tank can bash survivors into the ground, and throw huge rocks at them. Extreme ammount of health. A previous body builder/steroid user.

A Witch is extremely dangerous and can kill in just a few seconds. Light startles her. You can find her in dark rooms and such. She was probably dumped, or something bad happened before the accident. Before you see her, you’ll here a very eery crying and moaning.



There are four survivors in this game you play with. They are:

Before the accident, Bill was enlisted in the army.

A accountant in South Side before the accident.

A college student.

A tattoo artist.

I hope you enjoyed my review on this game! If you are looking for more pictures please go to and click on view all 12 screenshots.  This game is $49.99 and is available in over 7 different languages.




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