This is Jay’s Blog. It will take you to another dimension.
Hey guys!
Here’s a fun game we can all play. Here’s how it works.
I’ll start a story, and you continue it on. Try and keep the story less then a sentence. Examples:
Jay: One day I found a penny. . .
Bob: and I donated it to . . . .
Kyle: Willy Wonka’s Factory!
-Moderate swearing only.
-No spamming.
-No re-doing a story.
-No going back in the story to answer.
Have fun guys!
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One day I was walking down a street in Boston. . .
and an elf popped out of a trash can.
The trash can fell down a cliff and landed on a fat fourteen-thousand-legged calico cat.
The calio cat then got extremely aggravated and attacked Jay! Jay took out his. . .
Chocolate stick and threw it, the calio cat ran and the trash can fell to the ground in front of Jay…
hi
Jay took the trash can and lived in it for 2 months, until he found at that it was infested with. . .
purple colored cockroaches,that ate his toenails!!!
The next day, jay saw that his feet had been cut off!
Jay ran to the toenail store and bought 15 toenails, ten for his feet, and five for his…
fake eyelashes! (Lol!) but he forgot to use his discount card! And he got charged $9.95! Oh no!
So now that Jay had no money, he went to work at the. . .
Dump and got $0.01 every week so…
in 2 years he had $1.08!
Using this, he went to the dollar store and bought. . .
a fake hotdog! He tried to eat it but it was too rubbery, so he threw it at a car. The car swerved round and hit a…
money tree!
So then Jay was LOADED! He bought the entire. . .
internet!But it all crashed within a few weeks! so jay was left with loads of money and a bad reputation………
so he went and spent the rest of his money on breakfast cereal! He tried to eat it all but he couldn’t so instead he traded it all for a…
…bananas but a load of monkeys attacked him and….
The monkey ate his eyes! It was a terrible site! Then. . .
Jay went to tell his friend but he got hit by a car cuz he has no eyes
so then he was taken to a hospital, but it turned out the ‘hospital’ was actually a…
A hospital over-run with zombies! Quickly the only doctor left gave him new eyes. Jay then ran outside of the hospital and saw the entire city was full of zombies!
Jay ran to the Gun Store and bought a automatic shotgun! Using it, he. . . .
…shot himself in the foot and fell into a man hole..in the man hole there was a….
GIANT RAT THAT ATE HIS FACE AND THEN…
It ate his shotgun! Jay ran back up the man hole and back to his house, but he soon found out his house was no longer there! It had been transformed into…
A GIANT ZOMBIE HIDEOUT!!!! THEN HE HEARD SOMEONE KNOCK ON THE DOOR.HE OPENED IT AND IT WAS ……
A zombie!! The zombie challenged him to a thumb wrestling tornament! And Jay…
pushed the zombie and he flipped back and broke his teeth then all the zombies started…..
saying ‘Why did you do that! He only wanted to play!’ Then Jay said sorry and helped the zombie up. The zombie said it was okay and then…
He went to see his mom and dad but his mom and dad were turned into…
giant money producing zombies that ate anything that wasnt money and turned it into money
Then when Jay went to see if his fish was alive.He saw his fish but it was a zombie! the fish ripped jay’s hair out. Jay went to the pharmacy store to get hair growing cream but he got hit by a car and his head came off
The zombies put his head back on, then decided that they were moving to Canada, so they gave him 20 dollars and drove him to a candy store.
at the candy store,he bought a chocolate bar but left the 20 dollars in the car! Oh no! Jay got charged $20.00!!!!!
Then Jay said i will pay you tomorrow and the zombie manager said ok.Then jay ran out but then got hit by a motorcycle and his body parts splattered EVERYWHERE
Then the zombies put him back together and then they saw Bin Laden run by while being chased by living sneakers.Then they all went to Canada but while in the plane,He saw a flying tree wave at him from the window next to him!!! then…
it rained pie
Then the plane crashed and then the ceiling broke.then pie went all over jay and the zombies then jay said OMG what the flag nod!!!! then it rained penguins and then and then all the penguins started singing “I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!”.Then Jay….
Shot all the penguins and threw them at people walking by! The plane the randomly floated upwards and…
hit the flying tree!! then when jay went to see what he hit he saw a giant…
CHINCHILLA! The giant Chinchilla then made an ice cream and threw it at Jay! Jay then made a…
burrito and stood there watching as the zombies ran around crazy-like.
Jay then accidently blew up a nuclear bomb (he tripped on it) and all the zombies were like “OMG, so not fair.” and they all went to Mars!
Since the world was okay again, Jay. . .
decided to eat a pancake with lemon juice and iceing sugar.once that was gone he was bored so he made many many more and made a male amd female pancake zombie.they started to breed and…
then the world turned into male and female pancake zombies with syrup everywhere!!!! then a rocket came flying to earth from mercury and then..
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green slimey pancake zombies started coming out of the rocket. oh no there was more and more rockets coming to earth…
Then a bunch of pirates came and kidnapped JAY!!!!!!!!!
when they were close to their island, Jay opened a window from the ship’s basement and jumped out.He was heading to a patch of spikes!!!! Jay then..
got eaten by a whale!!!
And the whale spit him out and he landed on the canadien border
and they ate bacon
they ran out of bacon then jay say a monkey and the monkey ripped jays feet off and threw them in an ocean!!!
Wow you guys have weird imaginations.
can i start a new story?
Jay says
I’ll probably make a sub-page for it, thanks for the idea!
According to WordPress, this is my most popular page!
YAY!!